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Botty

"Welcome to Botty Products.....
Where necessity meets accessory"
Happy Planet
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Happy Toilet
THE AVERAGE UK ADULT USES 127 TOILET ROLLS, ANNUALLY
A 'botted' history of the toilet roll
1980s: FOUR LONG DECADES OF bORING, BLEACHED WHITE TOILET PAPER; AISLES AND AISLES OF WHITE. (so DULL THAT only puppies could help sell the stuff)
1970: a LITTLE MORE LUXURY. aND the firsT signs of COLOUR! But with colour BROUGHT dyes; DIRTY, DANGEROUS dYES. goodbye peachy loo roll. Things aint so peachy.....
1897: AdVENT ON THE TOILET ROLL.Rough On the BottomInky On the assPractical, JUST......
GOOD QUALITY TOILET PAPER PROMOTES HAPPY, HEALTHY BOTTOMS

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